Cathy Areu’s charge against Tucker Carlson appears to amount to the fact that he had her on his show in 2019, but not in 2020.
Therefore, she buffoonishly concludes, he must have been scorned that she didn’t sleep with him, and cut her as an unpaid, irregular guest as a result.
By that logic, Tucker Carlson me-too’d me, too.
I was a guest on Tucker Carlson something like three times over 2018/19. And frankly, I’m sure he probably wanted to take me to his hotel, too.
Cathy Areu’s allegations are literally THAT deep, as Eddie Scarry surmises at the Examiner.
I have no evidence that Tucker wanted to take me to his hotel, of course. He never said anything of the sort. But we did have lunch together once and as everyone knows lunch is basically foreplay.
So where’s my pro-bono lawsuit?
Areu, like me, was an unpaid, segment guest on Fox News where she got to plug her wares, and had to speak for 130 seconds in return.
Clearly a case of sexual harassment! This can’t go on anymore. Something MUST be done.
All the following hosts who have had me on as a guest before but don’t have me on EVERY DAY are therefore, and hereby, rapists.
Until they agree to have me on again, that is.
- Tucker Carlson
- Laura Ingraham
- Sean Hannity
- Buck Sexton
- Jesse Kelly
- Mark Levin
- Tucker Carlson (so bad he raped me twice)
- Neil Cavuto
- Jim Acosta (yes he really did “interview” me once)
- John Berman
- Everyone at the BBC (probably actually rapists)
- Everyone everywhere
The truth is this scandalous behavior must be confronted and I am a very brave woman, too.
Shower me with praise,