“GOP” Senator Makes (Not So) Shocking (Non-) Endorsement

(Editor’s Note: Danny Cannon is fluent in sarcasm.) On Monday, the American electorate received critical information it had long been waiting for this election— at long last, Senator Susan Collins (R-Maine) told us who she would be voting for in November. Well, really, she just said who she wouldn’t be voting for, but at least now the country knows what’s been on the mind of the esteemed Senator from Maine. Collins chose to publish her essay as an opinion piece in the Washington Post, the hometown paper of the people she best represents. Her piece is full of thought-provoking points,