Friday, March 29, 2024

Six Things More Likely to Happen Than “President Gary Johnson”

A lot of folks in the Twittersphere are weirdly obsessed with Gary Johnson. I don’t quite understand the appeal. He’s kind of a dork, and he has absolutely no chance at winning the presidency.

In fact, here are six things more likely to happen than a “President Gary Johnson.”

6.) Bernie Sanders Wins the Democratic Nomination

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Hahaha, oh, poor Bernie! The fix is in. But don’t give up! You’re still more likely than President Gary Johnson!

5.) Mexico Pays For “The Wall”

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Probably not. But still a much better bet than Gary Johnson.

4.) The New York Knicks Win the 2017 NBA Championship

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Okay, not going to happen. But still more likely than America feeling the Johnson.

3.) Hollywood Makes Another Terrible, Awful, “Twilight” Sequel

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Unlikely, but still a better love story than Gary Johnson and America.

2.) Lindsey Lohan Returns to Make “Mean Girls 3: The Reckoning”

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Guys, stop trying to make Gary Johnson happen. He’s not going to happen.

1.) Donald Trump Wins the Presidency

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This is definitely happening. Gary Johnson’s live reaction:

Jon Schweppe is the Communications Director for American Principles Project. Follow him on Twitter @JonSchweppe.

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