Grant Shapps MP has been appointed as the new United Kingdom Secretary of State for Defence, despite military officials warning he has neither experience in, nor knowledge about the subject and will require “quite some time to get up to speed.”
Shapps – an original “Tory modernizer” from the days of David Cameron, circa 2010, is now a fierce supporter of Prime Minister Rishi Sunak. Shapps has served in a number of Cabinet positions, including Transport Secretary, Home Secretary, and Housing Minister, and was appointed Defence Secretary following the resignation of Ben Wallace, who served in the British Army and was touted to replace Jens Stoltenberg as the Secretary General of NATO earlier this year.
While working as a Conservative Member of Parliament, Shapps operated a clandestine business selling dodgy computer software that increased a website’s advertisement revenue by “breaching Google’s code of practice”. At the time, he used pseudonyms such as Michael Green, Corinne Stockheath, and Sebastian Fox.
He initially denied the claims for a number of years and even threatened litigation against those who reported on it. Eventually, he admitted he was essentially a confidence trickster. This is now Britain’s Defence Secretary, in charge of the fifth strongest military in the world.